English boys suck.

Im seriously only on Belgian and French boys from now on. Lemme explain. I went down town today with my mam just to see what was on, and we ended up watching this show outside the town hall, it was these 3 guys, one was half french half english, one was half belgian half english, (so they claimed anyway) and i missed what the first guy said, he was probably belgian though seeing as the company was from there. Er anyway, iv just been swooning all day since i seen it. Serious serious horny teengirl time, honestly.
They were fucking amazing, all three of them were just gorgeous to start off, plus they were wearing some sort of lycra/spandex suits, plus they were skinny, and plus they were doing loads of amazing acrobatic stuff like holding their own bodies up with just their arms. PLUS they were european. Im just a total sucker for a hot accent, i almost went weak at the knees when they introduced themselves.
I dunno i was just completely mesermized watching them, they were doing like a wierd mix of trampolining, juggling, acrobatics and comedy. I mean i wasnt especially mesermized at the performance its self (they were ace at that though) i dunno, i was just so caught up in the fact that they were hot belgian/french boys. Then tonight i just had this ace little daydream about running away with them and joining their little troupe, and i'd be performing with them, just three hot boys and me, travelling around europe having an ace time, and occasionaly spending all day in the gym studio in belguim, practising our act in our spandex outfits and on breaks sitting in the park in the sun, and then one day i'd fall in love with one of them and get married.
Err yeah back to reality though. I really cant think of a better combination of things that make the perfect boy. French/belgian, messy hair, acrobatic, very thin, and hot smiles.
I can just imagine european boys to be really romantic. And what could be hotter than a guy who can do the splits for you and lift you up with one arm?
Maybe i'll bump into them tomorrow at the festival or something and we'll make friends and then make out. mmm.
So i will end this blog here. English boys are rubbish and stupid, and europe boys are beautiful and strong and have amazing accents and look good in lycra and are very very skinny. These ones are anyway

Edit, i nicked these photos off their website, in case you were wondering!