So. Its 9pm exactly. And someone who lives in the street behind mine, (hence our yards face each other) has had their dog in the yard for about half an hour. And it has been barking, none stop, for about half an hour.
The same dog woke me up groggily at 9.30am this morning when i didnt need to get up untill at least 12pm.
Im tired, i want to go to fucking sleep, and yes i am aware that its only 9 in the evening, and there are probably children who have a later bed time than this, but i woke up with a sore throat this morning, and have been proper achy and a bit headachy most of the day. And the one fucking time, the only time iv ever wanted to go to bed this early, and that motherfucking dog is out there barking. I know its not the dogs fault its owners are too lazy to walk the godamn thing, despite there being a huge field literally 30 seconds away at the end of the road, but its still pissing me off.
I wish i was more hardcore and manly, and instead of writing this from the comfort of my bed, i was hammering on their front door and telling them that if they didnt shut their dog up i would walk up the alley and throw a grenade in their yard.
Its 8 minutes past now, it got to 5 minutes past and i hadnt heard any more barking, but just as i'd started to hope that maybe they'd let it in, it started barking. I havent heard it for a few minutes now, but i think its still probably out there.
I actually hope they all fall off the face of the planet, and your little dog too! (ok its actually a massive dog but i cant resist dropping in quotes)
Im just gutted that after all the fucking barking i had to put up with when i lived in my old house, when there was a proper mong living underneath us who let her dog bark long into the night, that now theres another one pissing me off.
Raghhghg
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