ATTENTION: SQUIRREL STRANGENESS

Ok. So the other day i was perusing Ebay, for a top hat, i had no intention to buy one really, but i have had a small obsession with top hats for a good few years, and i was bored. So i typed in "tophat".

This is the first thing that came up in the results
http://http//cgi.ebay.co.uk/Taxidermy-Wild-Grey-Squirrel-in-a-Tophat_W0QQitemZ280342272780QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Collectables_AnimalCollectables_SM?hash=item280342272780&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1685%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50

Which made me laugh quite a lot, and also think wtf. (it had 3 bids?!)

So i just came back to it to make this blog, and i thought hmm, wonder what else this person is selling, so i check out his list, there's a load of other taxidermy stuff, but there seems to be a recurring squirrel theme.
Then i came across the jackpot, in terms of just plain fucking weirdness.

Lades, Gentlemen, let me introduce you to "AMOROUS SQUIRRELS"
http://http//cgi.ebay.co.uk/Taxidermy-Wild-Grey-Amorous-Squirrels_W0QQitemZ280344136076QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Collectables_AnimalCollectables_SM?hash=item280344136076&_trksid=p3911.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1683%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50#ebayphotohosting

First i laughed, then the horror/shock of this ridiculous item hit, now iv moved onto being quite scared. There's 4 days left and bidding starts at just £14.99 come on people, what are you waiting for?

Check out the sellers other items, there's also a squirrel on a motorbike, and one in a go-kart, They're equally good as these two wonderful specimens here.


Who is more fucked up, the guy making/selling them? Or the people buying them?