Tuesday, 24 August 2010

How to piss your mam off in Asda

When she asks you what you think of sandwich spreads, simply reply "I'd rather eat my own snot".


At almost 24, I'm no doubt too old to be talking about snot, actually I don't even know what possessed me to come out with it, I just did, it was the first thing that popped into my head, and I was trying to be quick witted.
I didn't mean to be so mean, but it did seem to anger/insult her quite a lot. Which I didn't expect, but sent me into fits of giggles which I tried and probably failed to hide.



So there you have it.


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